He felt her hot breath on his neck and ear, sending a warm vibration down his spine. Her soft finger tips dancing on his chest. Her long hair brushing against his arms. Her chest pressed against his back. He felt a hand climb up to his cheek ever so slowly and a finger tip running across his lip. He let his mouth fall open a little as the hand brushed against his lips. His fantasy was short lived, however, as the hand on his lips yanked the cigerette from his mouth and the hand that once rested on his chest hit him roughly against the head.

"Holy crap, Snake, how many times do I have to tell you; NO SMOKING IN THE MANSION! Geez.. There're kids here, don't ya know?"

Snake's mind slowly wafted back into reality as the words rang in his ear. He found himself standing in the lobby with the normal confusetion and commotion. Just like everyday here at the Smash Mansion. Man was he ever enjoying his time at this little hell hole called Nintendo.

Link and Roy were in a fist fight infront of him, Hylian and Japanese curse words flying from their mouths. A pokeball wooshed pass his head and Marth running from an angery Zelda, armed with beam sword and a bunch of pokeballs. There was an explosion behind him and a yell of "WARIO! You son-of-a-goomba, I'm-a keel you!".

Meanwhile a bunch of kids where running through the upstairs hallway screeching something aweful. "HEY SAMUS! LOOK! I'M RUNNING WITH SICCORS!" The blonde that had taken the cigerette from Snake's mouth quickly put it out and ran after the younge ones. "YOUNG LINK, PUT THOSE DOWN RIGHT NOW!" She yelled, quickly running up the stairs to catch the boy.

Oh yes. His past three weeks had been a heck of a fun time. He soon learned that Nintendo wasn't as whimpy as you'd think but still pretty sissy. Their boy's looked like girls, their girls pretended to be guys. It was pretty messed up, what with the giant turtle and floating hands. It was pretty scary place if you weren't careful. But he'd seen scarier things.

The swordsman that had been rolling on the ground before him stood up, panting and sweating."Listen, baka no katos..." The red head panted-

"Oh you kiss yo' mama with that mouth?" The blond quiped.

"First of all; No, I kiss yo' mama with this mouth and secondly; you better hand over that remote right now.."

Alrighty, back to Snake. Whom of which had retreated to his box and was slowly inching away. 'Man this place is out of control...' he thought as he slipped into the kitchen. Which, by the way, was also a mess. Fox had cleared a spot on the counter to sit and was eating peanut butter with a fork from the jar. " 'Lo Snake." he said as the box slipped out the door. Weirdo.

Snake stood and put the box into they abyss of nothingness behind his back. Now, unlike the inside of the mansion, the back garden was well kept quiet place were many of the smashers came to escape the noisy inside. Placed in the middle of the garden amungst the flowers a vines was a stone replica of the foutain of dreams. A small green bench sat in front of the fountain, and it seemed a sleeping Peach had found a place to rest on it. Snake sighed and shuffled past the snoring girl to the other side of the garden.

Where he found Zelda cornering Marth. Holy crap, there's no escaping these people.

"How many times do I have to tell you... Stop... leaving... milk... OUT!"

This was about the time that the princess began to beat the prince with a mirage of pokeballs and her beam sword. Ouch. Snake quickly turned and walked back into the house. He walked back to the lobby (Which ws on fire by the way) and up the stairs. This place was rather strange. So what was there to do?

Sit in you room and fantasize about Samus? Heck Yes.